Five Of The Worst Ever Sex Scenes, To Get You Ready For ’50 Shades Of Grey’
2015 is a way’s away. Here are a few ineffectual rollicks to tide you over.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part I (2011)
Sometimes, a sex scene is so hilariously woeful that those who haven’t actually seen the offending film are still well aware of its existence.
Such is the case with this ridiculous pot of gloss from one of those Bella/Edward thingamajigs. I’ve never seen any of the saga, but I’m well aware of Pattinson’s tweaker-like abilities, and this ludicrous demonstration of undead penetration needs no further context.
I can only assume he spends the next day guiding a splinter-faced Bella through the aisles of their local Bunnings.