Five Of The Worst Ever Sex Scenes, To Get You Ready For ’50 Shades Of Grey’
2015 is a way’s away. Here are a few ineffectual rollicks to tide you over.
Showgirls (1995)
If you weren’t disturbed enough after seeing Jessie from Saved By The Bell shed her frizzy hair and frilly socks and get all slimy for Verhoeven’s Showgirls, then this half-underwater romp will tip you over the edge.
This director is known for his satire, so the scene should be taken with a grain of salt — but when Elizabeth Berkley’s Nomi begins flapping against the water’s surface like a dying fish, under the dead-eyed gaze of Kyle MacLachlan’s Zack, the film suddenly veers into The Naked Gun territory.