Donald Trump Is President And He Gets More Ice Cream Than Anybody Else
Makes sense.
Donald Trump is the President. He won the election, by a landslide he’ll tell you, and everyone who thinks differently is a hater and a loser. Say something he doesn’t like, and he’ll post mean things about you on the internet. He’s not a baby. He’s going to make America great again, you’ll see. And he gets more ice cream than everyone else. Because he’s the President.
Recently, President Trump dined in the White House with a trio of reporters from Time. During the dinner, he spoke at length about his accomplishments while in office. “The big story is that we are doing a good job for the country,” he told the reporters. “We’re cutting costs, big, big costs.”
The President reportedly bragged about the close relationships he has formed with foreign leaders. Presumably he means leaders like Australia’s Malcolm Trumble and Canada’s Joe Trudeau.
As for the dinner itself, the reporters say that while they drank water, Trump sipped on Diet Coke. He also got extra sauce with his chicken, which makes a lot of sense, I mean he is the President after all. Being President is a tough job, got to have that extra sauce to keep you big and strong. Fake news media doesn’t get extra sauce. And they only get to drink water.
As for dessert, they were served chocolate cream pie. The reporters each got one scoop of vanilla ice cream with their pie, but Donald Trump got two. Two scoops of ice cream. That’s his reward for all the presidential stuff he’s been doing. He’s so presidential. The most presidential, actually.
I never understood why anyone would submit themselves to the endless hassles of being president. Now I get it. https://t.co/m2jFCqQXrt pic.twitter.com/p8rVdszpyn
— Aaron Sankin (@ASankin) May 11, 2017
Trump: Pence, come here. I have something urgent to show you.
Pence: Is it about ice cream again, Mr. President?
Trump: No. pic.twitter.com/j7KDXa6mqt
— Half An Onion (@HalfOnionInABag) May 11, 2017
"The President gets TWO scoops of ice cream. Everyone else get ONE." — US Constitution, 28th Amendment.
— ((((Peter Sagal)))) (@petersagal) May 11, 2017
The real question is what flavor ice cream did Trump get? These are the questions the media needs to answer.
— Ashley Rae (@Communism_Kills) May 11, 2017
Still, the interview did feature a few brief moments of introspection from President Trump. “There’s a great meanness out there that I’m surprised at,” he mused at one point. “It could be my fault.”
Yikes. Better have some more ice cream.
You can read Time’s full profile of the President over here.