And Now, A Friendly And Chaotic Coronavirus PSA From Cardi B
“If you’re wondering why your weave or your motherf**king Fashion Nova motherf**king packages haven’t arrived? Guess what, bitch? Coronavirus!”
There is a lot of panic in the world right now, due to the coronavirus pandemic quickly unfolding around the globe.
So luckily, then, there are people we can turn to to calm our nerves — to ease our fears and encourage us all to band together as a community to tackle the challenges ahead. Cardi B, however, is not one of those people. The New York rapper hopped on Instagram yesterday to share her concerns and thoughts about the virus, and they were predictably chaotic.
“Government, let me tell y’all motherfuckers something,” she begins. “I don’t know what the fuck this coronavirus is about. I don’t understand how this shit was from Wuhan, China, now all of the sudden this shit is on motherfucking tour.
“And let me tell y’all something, I ain’t even gonna front. A bitch is scared. I’m a little scared. You know what I’m saying? Like, shit got me panicking. A lot of you motherfuckers think this is a joke like kikikikikikikiki.
“If you’re wondering why your weave or your motherfucking Fashion Nova motherfucking packages haven’t arrived? Guess what, bitch? Coronavirus!” she finishes. “I’m telling you shit is real. Shit is getting real. Ohh! Bitch, I’m scared.”
She then does a little bop, and promptly runs off camera. Cardi B, thank you for soothing our nerves. Watch the video below.