‘Younger’ Season 6 Episode 10 Recap: Oh No, Phones

What if phones, but too much? This and other questions answered on this week’s episode of Younger.

“It’s All About The Money, Honey” takes a strong start with multiple shots of Zane’s incredibly sculpted abs, because apparently Kelsey is doing THAT again.

And can you blame her? Those tan leather pants are a whole other conversation.

Anyways, Kelsey is off to Chicago with Charles to meet with potential investors for Millennial, who are in a financially dire situation. Quinn is finally out of the picture, praise the lord.

Liza is apparently still blissfully unaware of the mega-hot Infinitely 21 advertisements that keep driving past her on the sides of buses, and swiftly gets a rude billboard awakening.

She frantically calls Kelsey who is at the airport with Charles, apparently seriously going to wear these leather pants? ON A FLIGHT??

Liza asks Kelsey to keep Charles away from the Infinitely 21 advertising, because they have a normal and healthy relationship.

Meanwhile, sweet boy Josh finds out that the mother of his child wants to move to LA to take a job at Google (very relatable problem) and is understandably quite upset because we know Josh loves just three things: Liza, baby Gemma and white shirts under black leather.

The Younger men’s wardrobe department could really use some work.

Oh, and then Josh sees himself on a billboard next to Liza.

Meanwhile, Lauren is helping Diana out with finding a wedding dress. Liza charges in and begins making everything about her boring love triangle drama, as usual. “I’m sorry, how did this become about you?” asks Diana. We do not know.

We get to enjoy the absolute VISION that is Diana Trout in this dress, even though we know she is absolutely going to pick something ten times more opulent.

Lauren has bad news: Infinitely 21 is taking the ad campaign national.

Liza immediately hops on a plane to Chicago, which is apparently in the budget of someone who works in publishing, so she can presumably greet Charles with the news “I look horny for my ex on every billboard in New York, soz lol”

Charles reveals to Kelsey this is their last shot at finding an investor, and they head to the meeting with a bunch of old white dudes who don’t seem  too keen on Kelsey being, well, a woman. Luckily, Kelsey is wearing this INCREDIBLE suit while explaining her social media expertise.

Follow me on Insta, she tells them, which certainly could not have terrible consequences later in the episode.

Josh heads to Maggie’s to talk about his baby problems, his Liza billboard problems, and nothing about why he is wearing a mechanic jumpsuit that says Andy. This scene is really just an excuse to show Maggie in this amazing lesbian power suit.

Maggie suggests he solve his family financial problems by leveraging Infinitely 21’s use of his gorgeous face, because her brain is the only one in the Younger universe that is not poisoned from being too horny.

Charles and Kelsey celebrate over drinks — the rich old dudes want to fund Millennial. Kelsey has too many drinks, a scenario that has never once caused a problem.

Surprise, Liza is here!

She decides to hold off on telling Charles about the ad so the three can celebrate the company’s win. Charles and Liza start making out, so a drunk Kelsey heads up to her room. She gets a message from Zane, so naturally sends back a scantily clad video of herself saying “Guess who got the money, honey.”

Very professional stuff that certainly will not end up in the wrong hands!

Poor Kels wakes up to a million texts and realises what she’s done.

Meanwhile, Charles is reading the newspaper in a dressing gown like an old man fantasy, a newspaper which happens to host the Infinitely 21 ad on the back page. Liza decides to ‘fess up, and Charles is RATHER DISPLEASED INDEED.

A very disheveled Kelsey in last night’s clothes shows up at the door to save the day. The girls have to explain to Charles what it means to DM someone a sexy image like he has never been on the internet before.

He is surprisingly calm, and thinks the meeting with the investors who now follow Kelsey on Instagram will go fine.

Josh meets with the weird but impeccably dressed blonde lady from Infinitely 21, and pitches some kind of in-store tattooing cross-promotion with Inkburg. He also seems to have bought himself a new shirt.

Charles and Kelsey meet with the investors, and it is suggested that Kelsey separates her social media presence from the Millennial brand. They are still interested in Millennial, but only if Charles returns to the top position (starting to think these guys kind of suck.)

Charles protests, but Kelsey decides to step down.

Liza tells Charles she is not going to see Josh anymore, presumably because she is totally over him and there are no lingering feelings that will almost certainly bubble up and spill over before the season is out.

We end on a very somber looking Liza and Kelsey, and the reminder there are ONLY TWO EPISODES LEFT in which Liza can quietly obsess over her hot ex and annoy everyone talking about it.

This week’s fashion champion:

There is one clear star of the show this week, and that is Hilary Duff’s ass. The leather pants, the checkered powersuit. Chef kissing fingers etc.

Team whom?

As above.

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