You Will Never Be Able To Fit As Much In Your Fat Face As This Fat Hamster Can Fit In His
There's an X-ray to prove it.
I just love this little hamster. I love him so much. Holy shit.
Eating!
I love his ears. I love his hunger. I love his optimism. I love his resourcefulness.
I especially love his tiny, bulging eyes as he stuffs an entire human-sized chip into his face, and then goes back for more.
More eating!
Pets – Wild At Heart is a new two-part show coming to the BBC. To drum up buzz, they posted a clip tellingly titled ‘Inside A Hamster’s Cheeks’, wherein they presented a vast array of delectable foodstuffs to said hamster, and then filmed him as he stuffed ALL OF IT INSIDE HIS TINY HEAD.
Just get it fucking in there!
…Until suddenly.
Oh no.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no, no, FUCK, no, no, no, nooooo
An emotional journey, but I think we all learned something from it: don’t live in a tunnel, you idiot.