You Need Some Gay Japanese Two And A Half Men In Your Life

Hey guys, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you’ve been watching Two And A Half Men all wrong. Charlie Sheen’s rampant womanising and misogyny were just a cover for the fact that he and Jon Cryer were banging each-other’s brains out the whole time.

This parody video presents the opening credits for Out Couple!, the Japanese version of the show. I don’t know who made it or why but it needs to be seen by everybody.

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It’s so real and so true. Because when it comes down to it, aren’t we all just badgers from the same hole…

… laughing and frolicking together with creamy love wonderment…

… and rejoicing in our love behind closed, modest doors?

No one’s too sure where Ashton Kutcher fits into this, but I assume Jon Cryer’s character adopted him after his mom Demi Moore died from doing too many whippits.

#TGIF #LOVEEACHOTHER

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(And just FYI, here’s an actual badger suckling on some creamy wonderment.)