You Can Buy Walter White’s Briefs (And Other Props From Breaking Bad)

Over 200 props from Breaking Bad have gone up for auction on ScreenBid, and while some of them are ridiculous — Marie’s purple mug, anyone? — some of them are excellent.

The complete collection includes paraphernalia like lab glasswear, Hank’s crystals, money duffels, gun cases and Los Pollos Hermanos name tags (Trina, Lucy, Pat, Dwan, Jill, Mark and Jean are all for sale), but the best bits are below, with prices starting from $25 and going all the way up to $5k.

Bidding opens on September 29, and runs until October 8. This could be the best Halloween ever.

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Walt’s Hazmat Suit

Lot 52: A yellow Tyvek suit worn on screen by Bryan Cranston in season one.

Starting: $1,500

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Walt’s Gas Mask 

Lot 125: One of the actual respirators “held onscreen” by Bryan Cranston. “Serious collectors and casual fans alike will be thrilled with this,” reads the enthusiastic accompanying copy.

Starting: $400

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Los Pollos Hermanos Fry Batter Buckets

Lot 40: A two-gallon batter bucket that may or may not have contained blue meth, emblazoned with the “now-famous cartoon chickens”.

Starting: $150

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Los Pollos Hermanos Paper Bag 

Lot 123: “The bag will make a terrific — and colorful — addition to any collection!” (Also will make a pretty cool money-delivery system.)

Starting: $25

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Los Pollos Hermanos Chicken Bucket

Lot 147: Used on-screen in the show, “it’s sure to make Breaking Bad fans smile”.

Starting: $25

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Jesse’s Monte Carlo

Lot 18f: The actual red car used in the show. But: “It’s not really driveable. The hood and trunk latches are bad, all door and window seals are bad, and the paint is faded. Oh yeah, the hydraulic system. It’s non-functional.”

Starting: $2,500 (Almost $5000 less than Skyler’s Jeep!)

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Extremely Creepy Pink Teddy Bear

Lot 18: The bear “plays an important role in the series”, after falling from the airplane wreckage into Walt’s swimming pool.

Starting: $1,500

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Extremely Creepy Pink Teddy Bear Without Eyes 

Lot 90: As above, sans eyes. As explained in the item description, “that’s extremely important because Walter White finds one eye from a Teddy bear floating in his swimming pool. It came from this bear.”

Starting: $1,500

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Jesse’s Roomba! 

Lot 136: “This is the very Roomba robot vacuum cleaner that roamed Jesse’s carpets,” the description reads. “[It] got some pretty significant screen time.” Also: it works.

Starting: $200

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Tuco’s Grill

Lot 9: The jeweled cap worn over the front teeth of Tuco Salamanca, the violent, drug-addicted meth distributor. After Hank shot Tuco, his grill was encased in Lucite as a souvenir.

Starting: $2,500

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Jesse’s Sobriety Necklace: 

Lot 149: Made exclusively for Breaking Bad, this is the Narcotics Anonymous necklace worn by Jesse after 45 days of sobriety.

Starting: $200

Hello Kitty Phone: 

Lot 67: The cell phone that Saul gives Jesse in the final season, which was handled by Saul, Hank and Jesse and seen “several times in close-up”.

Starting: $100

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Leaves Of Grass

Lot 16: “To my other favorite WW” reads the inscription.

Starting: $3,000

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Tio Salamanca’s wheelchair

Lot 14: The actual wheelchair Tio was sitting in at the time of a pretty pivotal explosion.

Starting: $5,000

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Tio Salamanca’s bell 

Lot 15: Tio’s communication device, which “rings as clearly as it did when Tio tapped on it.”

Starting: $3,500

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Walter White’s Briefs

Lot 66: Here it is, the pièce de résistance: Walt’s tighty-whiteys, on display at the Museum of Moving Image until the exhibit is over on October 27. HIS JUNK WAS IN THAT.

Starting: $250

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Brown Rock 

Lot 169: [No description. I have no idea what this rock signifies or why it is important. Impress your friends!]

Starting: $50

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