The Xbox Series S Has Everyone Totally Confused, So Now It’s Become A Massive Meme
"Okay who the fuck is naming consoles over at Microsoft."
The Playstation 5 roll-out has been pretty simple, coronavirus notwithstanding. Earlier this year, Sony announced the console, with its sleek, easy-to-understand name, and gave a tentative date for its release — quarter four, 2020.
Sure, there are still questions remaining about the console. Due to pandemic-related production delays (what a sentence) it seems pretty likely that the device will be in “low supply” these holidays. There’s also a little bit of confusion over the console’s backwards compatibility, as always, and a general question about why consumers need to buy another pricey device, given the PS4 is doing well.
But such quibbles are nothing compared to the general confusion breaking out over the Xbox’s new devices, a mess partially kicked off by this tweet from IGN:
The Xbox Series S will not run Xbox One X enhanced versions of backwards compatible games, but will instead run Xbox One S versions of Xbox One and Xbox 360 titles.https://t.co/IlcedD91dp pic.twitter.com/YQuwYJtAR8
— IGN (@IGN) September 13, 2020
Because this is the internet, the confusion over the multiple Xbox-related phrases in that one, mind-boggling sentence has become a massive meme. Now, all anyone wants to talk about is the difference in the way that Microsoft and Sony name their consoles, resulting in days of high quality jokes like these ones:
no xbox since the original xbox has had a good name
— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) September 14, 2020
Naming new consoles-
Nintendo: We need a name that encapsulates the function of the new hardware.
Xbox: Numbers, Letters, X's, just slap something on it!
Sony: PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, PS5, PS6, PS7, PS8, PS9, PS10
— Grimlockimus (@ChromeTyranno) September 15, 2020
Good luck to the parents who get a list that says “the new Xbox” this holiday season. https://t.co/TBrqoOBotG
— theRadBrad (@thaRadBrad) September 14, 2020
— Shaun Wilson (@Swil) September 15, 2020
the xbox series s will not xbox the xbox xbox 360 xbox one xbox one s xbox one x but will xbox series s the xbox xbox 360 xbox one xbox one s xbox one x https://t.co/4TPmoqhF3w
— matt ? (@larrycrabcake) September 15, 2020
Sony:
PlayStation 1
PlayStation 2
Playstation 3
PlayStation 4
PlayStation 5Microsoft:
Xbox
Xbox 360
Xbox One
Xbox One S
Xbox One X
Xbox Series S
Xbox Series X
Xbox Chain of Memories
Xbox 358/2 Days
Xbox Birth by Sleep
Xbox Re:Coded
Xbox 3D: Dream Drop Distance
Xbox HD 1.5 Remix— Internet Wife (@yourfavgrandpa) September 14, 2020
okay who the fuck is naming consoles over at microsoft
— cudi (@codylandaker) September 15, 2020
I know all of these words but have no clue what this means. https://t.co/0OP2INE1Eh
— Steven Boogie2988 Williams (@Boogie2988) September 14, 2020
Microsoft is absolutely horrible at naming their consoles for parents who don’t follow gaming:
Xbox One S
Xbox One
Xbox One X
Xbox Series X
Xbox Series SJust use a number. Goddammit Microsoft. Just use a number.
— ??#BlackLivesMatter?? (@ShankTheTank) September 8, 2020
To be fair to Microsoft, such a sentence will make perfect sense to gamers, the target market for IGN‘s stories. Moreover, even if you are not a gamer, it’s not too hard to explain what precisely is going on here, which I’m going to do for you right now.
The Xbox Series S, Explained
The Xbox Series S is a sleeker, smaller, cheaper version of Xbox Series X. Because of that smaller capacity, the device will run backwards-compatible games differently to the beefier Series X. So, while people who buy the Series S will be able to play Xbox One and Xbox 360 games, just like those who buy the Series X, those games will look a little different on the former device.
Basically, they will look ever-so-slightly worse. The Xbox Series X will give players the chance to play spruced up versions of Xbox One and Xbox 360 games. The Xbox Series S won’t. It’s essentially just a confirmation of what we already knew — that because the S is a smaller, cheaper machine, players will be making a slight compromise on quality.
So yeah, not too complicated. But still, Microsoft naming conventions sure are weird, huh?