While You Were Sleeping, The Steve Jobs Movie Trailer Made Us All Laugh

Let’s read some of Jay-Z’s new album

After announcing the impending release of his new album Magna Carta Holy Grail via a smartphone commercial, Jay-Z’s clearly not too concerned about looking like a giant dork now that he’s a dad. As such, his record label organised a ‘scavenger hunt’ (oh man) over the weekend that led fans to a book containing the album’s tracklist. It looks a little something like this:

A song about Tom Ford? Sure, why not. In related news, Courtney Love told the Huffington Post that she gave Jay-Z permission to use lyrics from the Nirvana hit ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ on the album. We’re expecting “a mulatto, an albino” to refer to girls he’s slept with.

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The Jobs trailer proves that typeface IS a pressing issue, you f**kface

The much-anticipated biopic about Apple co-founder Steve Jobs looks pretty entertaining. And by entertaining, we mean “Holy s**t, Kutcher’s going for the Oscar!” Let’s laugh together:

Still, we half expected this to be a feature-length PowerPoint presentation by some dude in a skivvy and blue jeans, so it’s not too bad. The movie’s out locally in late August.

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Here’s an unnecessarily long video of Drake doing shots out of his Grammy

Perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised that Drake has a Sopranos pinball machine in his billiards den, but there’s a lot to enjoy in this trailer to his upcoming album, Nothing Was The Same.

Eww, he didn’t even wash it first. The album is due out on September 17, but in the meantime you can download four new tracks from his blog. Now, let’s watch him get turned away from NBA champs Miami Heat’s locker room celebrations on Friday, because hahahaha.

Sigh, but then he got in.

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Here’s McDreamy racing in Le Mans

Patrick Dempsey, aka McDreamy from Grey’s Anatomy, aka awesome nerd dude in Can’t Buy Me Love, really loves motor sports. He loves it this much:

Over the weekend, he raced in Le Mans, the 24-hour endurance test for sleepy world-class drivers. The paparazzi totally messed up his start:

Cool. Goddamn, it’s a slow news day.