While You Were Sleeping, The Royal Baby Got Named

The Royal Baby shall now be known as ‘George Alexander Louis’

Oh yeah, this kid isn’t gonna grow up to be a total dick.

In related news, parents Will + Kate could’ve made use of the new ‘Carlos Danger Name Generator’, designed in honour of US political pervert, Anthony Weiner, and his ridiculous sex pseudonym. We did it for them:

Shit, that’s cool.

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The new single-take trailer for Gravity is somehow more frightening than the last one

We’ve already seen the insane first trailer for Gravity, the upcoming space thriller from Alfonso Cuaron (Children Of Men, Y Tu Mama Tambien), which hits local cinemas on October 3. But this new one could give you a panic attack, if you think about it too hard. George Clooney and Sandra Bullock are goofily prancing ’round in the cosmos, routinely doing astronaut-y things, until a whole bunch of space junk flys at them and Sandy floats off into blackness (I’d be screaming so much harder than she does). Space: the final frontier, and also THE WORST.

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Sometimes people fall out of love and burn each other’s belongings; sometimes they fall out of love and make a music video together 15 years later

Back in the late ’90s (that weird in-between era of Korn and Limp Bizkit), director Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, Magnolia, The Master) and musician Fiona Apple were the Kurt + Courtney, the Kate + Johnny, the Kermit + Miss Piggy of the dull and pretentious set. Unfortunately, they broke up due to Y2K hysteria (I don’t know) — Apple moved on to comedian Zach Galifianakis (lols), while Anderson impregnated comedian Maya Rudolph. (That’s what happens when you take yourself so seriously: all of a sudden, comedians start looking like date material.)

Cut to 2013, and they’ve made a video clip together for her new single ‘Hot Knife’. It’s all close-up gazes at Apple’s lips, which is telling in a Godard/Anna Karina kinda way. Sigh, just make out already!

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Here’s Outkast’s Andre 3000 looking like Jimi Hendrix in the upcoming Hendrix biopic All Is By My Side, which will feature no actual Hendrix music because his estate aren’t feeling it

Cool, I guess he better look a lot like Hendrix to distract us from the fact that THERE WILL BE NO HENDRIX MUSIC IN THIS HENDRIX BIOPIC. What’s he gonna sing, Lenny Kravitz songs? This movie sounds stupid.

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