While You Were Sleeping, Stevie Nicks Made Her Much-Anticipated Cameo On American Horror Story: Coven

Hollywood’s stars gathered for the People’s Choice Awards 

And, as usual, “the people” chose quite terribly. Take a look at this pretty hilarious list of award winners (why don’t you just marry Sandra Bullock, America?):

TV:
Network TV drama: The Good Wife
Network TV comedy: The Big Bang Theory
Cable TV drama: The Walking Dead
Cable TV comedy: Psych
Premium cable TV show: Homeland
Streaming series: Orange Is the New Black
New TV comedy: Super Fun Night
New TV drama: Reign
TV movie/mini-series: American Horror Story
TV crime drama: Castle
Competition TV show: The Voice
Comedic TV actress: Kaley Cuoco (The Big Bang Theory)
Comedic TV actor: Chris Colfer (Glee)
Dramatic TV actor: Josh Charles (The Good Wife)
Actress in a new TV series: Sarah Michelle Gellar (The Crazy Ones)

Film:
Movie actress: Sandra Bullock
Movie actor: Johnny Depp
Dramatic movie actress: Sandra Bullock
Dramatic movie actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
Comedic movie actress: Sandra Bullock
Comedic movie actor: Adam Sandler
Movie: Iron Man 3
Comedic movie: The Heat
Action movie: Iron Man 3
Dramatic movie: Gravity
Family movie: Despicable Me 2
Horror movie: Carrie
Thriller movie: Now You See Me

Music:
Album: The 20/20 Experience, Justin Timberlake
Song: Roar, Katy Perry
Male artist: Justin Timberlake
Female artist: Demi Lovato
Breakout artist: Ariana Grande
Pop artist: Britney Spears
Hip-hop artist: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
R&B artist: Justin Timberlake
Country artist: Taylor Swift
Band: One Direction
Alternative band: Fall Out Boy

At least this happened, I guess:

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Stevie Nicks sang ‘Rhiannon’ on last night’s episode of American Horror Story: Coven

The Fleetwood Mac frontwoman finally made her much-discussed cameo on Ryan Murphy’s batshit crazy show, where she played a singer/songwriter/white witch, handed out shawls, and performed two songs, including this version of the Mac classic, ‘Rhiannon’.

She also uttered the words, “Good luck with the Seven Wonders…”, which would be lame if they came out of Lindsey Buckingham’s mouth, but hey, it’s Stevie. Head here to watch the full clip, and to get some excellent tips on twirling.

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Someone made you a supercut of every slo-mo shot in a Wes Anderson movie

And he set whole thing to The Shins’ ‘New Slang’, because I guess he knows his audience? Put away your kale smoothie and watch it.

Max Fischer, what a guy.

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Speaking of Max Fischer, this Chinese millionaire has a very busy business card

His name is Chen Guangbiao, he’s worth about $600 million, and he’s currently trying to buy The Wall Street Journal (after recently failing to land The New York Times), which he thinks would be a successful move because he is “very good at working with Jews” (let’s just pretend something’s lost in translation there).

He forgot ‘World’s Flattest Haircut’.

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