While You Were Sleeping, Someone Uncovered A Rare Video Of Aubrey Plaza Playing A Teenage Sea Hag

This video of Aubrey Plaza playing a sea hag in a Teen Wolf parody from 2005 is pretty f**kin’ weird

Before scoring her breakout role in Parks And Recreation as April Ludgate, Pawnee’s resident Daria, Aubrey Plaza was just a normal kid, goofing around online under the guise of a “Salty Sea Hag”. Uh, allow this quote from a recent Rolling Stone interview to explain:

“I made a video, which is still on YouTube, called Teen Hag, and that’s when it started”, said Plaza. “It’s a parody of Teen Wolf, but it’s about a high school girl who turns into a hag. When I was in college, I had a blog called ‘Salty Sea Hag‘, where I did political humor from the point of view of a sea witch living on the bottom of the ocean. My hag thing goes way back.”

Oh my God, she is the perfect human.

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The new movie about legendary New York punk club CBGB looks Crap Bad (not) Good Bad (see what we did there?) 

Starring Malin Akerman as Debbie Harry, Beaver from Veronica Mars as Lou Reed, Sting’s kid Micky Sumner as Patti Smith, Rupert Grint as Rocket From The Crypt’s Cheetah Chrome, and that weird-looking guy from Bones as Joey Ramone, the film takes a wacky look at the now defunct New York club, long considered to be the spiritual birthplace of punk rock. Somehow, I don’t think Lester Bangs would find this amusing.

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Werner Herzog made you a 35-minute short film about the dangers of texting while driving

When not getting shot in the middle of interviews, crazed German director Werner Herzog is usually making docos on dark subjects like death row prison inmates or nutcase loners who get mauled to death by bears. But he’s tackling a more quotidian topic on his latest project, From One Second To The Next: driving while texting.

“I knew I could do it because it has to do with catastrophic events invading a family”, said the director about the project, which was funded by US phone company AT&T to raise awareness on the issue. “In one second, entire lives are either wiped out or changed forever.”

Oh okay, now it makes perfect sense, you morbid freak. You can watch the whole thing above or at ItCanWait.com. Maybe don’t watch it while driving?

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If you’re bored outta your brain, then watch this intern recite all of Mean Girls in just 30 minutes

So fetch! Argh, I have a headache.