While You Were Sleeping, Some Drunk French Teenagers Stole A Llama From A Circus And Gave It The Night Of Its Life

Tilda Swinton is the best/palest vampire of all time in Jim Jarmusch’s Only Lovers Left Alive

The cult director’s much-anticipated new film has finally received an official trailer, months after a well-received premiere screening at Cannes. Alongside Swinton, it also stars Mia Wasikowska and Tom Hiddleston (Thor‘s Loki), who amps up the Anne Rice-esque campiness with some sunglasses at night-style rockstar posing.

The film is due out locally on December 26.

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Five French teenagers stole a llama, recreated The Hangover in Bordeaux, bask in internet glory

Five French teenagers have become instant internet heroes after photos of their incredible night out in Bordeaux — in which they got drunk, went clubbing, and then stole a llama named Serge from a local circus, no big deal — went viral.

According to The Independent, “the group had originally set their hearts on taking a zebra home, but after the beast proved too stubborn, they happily settled for the more amenable Serge.”

The group took selfies with Serge.

The group took Serge on the subway.

The group (and Serge) were arrested.

After a ton of online support for the ‘Llama Five’, the director of the circus decided not to press charges because c’mon this story deserves to be made into a movie already. Serge is now safely back at the circus, thinking about his friends and Moscow Mules, and trying to piece together the greatest night of his life.

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Sia wrote a great new song for Britney

Sia, beloved Aussie songwriter to the stars (Celine Dion and Katy Perry, most recently), is responsible for the latest single from Brits’ upcoming album, Britney Jean, which the pop star premiered on Facebook overnight. It’s called ‘Perfume’, and it may or may not be about peeing on someone.

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For some reason, Jimmy Fallon let Harrison Ford pierce his ear on TV last night

I hope you like vomiting for breakfast!

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