While You Were Sleeping, Michelle Rodriguez Had Probably The Best Time Ever At A Basketball Game
Get drunk, make out with a supermodel. We've all been there. Also, Kanye sued Coinye, the Insane Clown Posse sued the FBI, and other things that aren't about lawsuits.
Insane Clown Posse is suing the FBI for saying that Juggalos are criminals
After a failed attempt to singlehandedly drive those fascist bastards at the FBI into the ground with a lawsuit back in 2012, the Insane Clown Posse — aka those philosophising dreamers Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope — have teamed up with the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union) to once again sue the FBI for claiming that their fans are a “loosely-organised hybrid gang”.
How dare you, FBI. Juggalos are not gangsters; they’re just lonely losers. The band claims that the label has led to fans being regularly roughed up by cops and caused them “significant harm”, and the official documents include anecdotal evidence backing them up: one Juggalo from Nevada argued that he was held by police for “having the group’s ‘Hatchet Man’ sticker on his semi-truck”, another dude from North Carolina said he was told “he couldn’t join the Army until he removed his ICP tattoos”.
Wow, that sucks. Be on the right side of history, folks; stand tall with your Juggalo brothers and sisters. They may have hideous taste in music and make-up, but inside we all just wanna know how fuckin’ magnets work.
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The Twitter recommendations in the new Muppets Most Wanted trailer are pretty effective
The new trailer for the upcoming Muppets movie might only offer a super quick glimpse at featured stars like Tina Fey, Ricky Gervais, Zach Galifianakis and Tom Hiddleston, but it makes up for it with some excellent Twitter recommendations. I think we can all agree that @PoppaFreshness makes a great point.
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Kanye’s not a fan of Coinye
Coinye, the latest in the ever-growing trend of digital crypto-currencies that have emerged in the successful wake of BitCoin (you know, those things nerds use to buy beer from each other; see also: Dogecoin, Tigercoin, Fedoracoin, etc), has had its official launch interrupted by a niggling issue: a cease-and-desist letter from Kanye West’s lawyers.
According to this exciting legal doc, Kanye’s people have demanded that the creators stop using the term “Coinye”, stop developing and distributing any products and services, stop using Kanye’s copyrighted material for their grubby purposes, and deactivate their website and social media accounts.
In response, the currency’s creators fast-tracked their launch overnight and offered these mighty words in a Skype interview with the Wall Street Journal: “We want to release this to the public before the man can try to crush it. They’ll still come after us, but that’s OK.”
Lols, Kanye’s “the man”. In the meantime, head here if you wanna buy a virtual coin with his face on it; it might be worth a real beer someday.
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Michelle Rodriguez had arguably the best time ever at a basketball game last night
The lovable star of great films like Girlfight, Machete and Fast & Furious 6 hit up the super tedious Knicks-Pistons game at Madison Square Garden… where she got ridiculously drunk and made out with supermodel Cara Delevingne. Ah, we’ve all been there.
That looks so fun. These guys just jumped straight to the top of my dream celebrity friendship group.