While You Were Sleeping, Jay Z And Beyonce Went Vegan
"You can call it a spiritual and physical cleanse." Also, Zack Snyder's Batman vs Superman found its Wonder Woman, and every American state was ranked by penis size.
Jay Z And Beyonce Just Went Vegan
“On December 3rd, one day before my 44th birthday I will embark on a 22 Days challenge to go completely vegan,” reads a post on Jay Z’s website — “or as I prefer to call it, plant-based!!” he adds, hilariously.
Jay Z will be changing his diet for 22 days, because of numbers, food bars, and also turkey. “There’s something spiritual to me about it being my 44th birthday and the serendipity behind the number of days in this challenge; 22 (2+2=4) coupled with the fact that the challenge ends on Christmas day…It just feels right!” And if you’re a professional vegan (?), he’s after restaurant tips: “Any professional vegans out there that have any great food spots please help out! Please ha.”
Jay Z has been prepping for the challenge for a few months by eating “plant-based breakfasts” after a challenge from a vegan friend. We imagine the challenge looked like this.
“HOLD UP, IS BACON A PLANT?”
And oh yeah: “P.S. B is also joining me.”
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Superman And Batman Got Their Wonder Woman
And the most Googled two words this morning are… Gal Gadot.
The Israeli actress, former Miss Israel, and Miss Universe contestant spent two years of her life in the Israeli Army. She’s best known for playing Gisele in the first, fifth and sixth Fast & Furious series — and she’s just been cast as Wonder Woman in the Man of Steel sequel, starring Henry Cavill as Superman and Ben Affleck as Batman.
Here’s what she will look like trying to remember where she left her invisible jet.
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And here is what she looks like with her golden lasso of truth, if Zack Snyder decides to turn it into chains and makes her wear it around her neck.
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50 USA States Ranked By Penis Size
American condom retailer Condomania offers a large range of different brands and different sizes. For a PR stunt (which, judging by the previous sentence, worked exceptionally well), they compiled their sales data in every state to come up with a highly disputable chart, ranking penis size per area.
Mississippi has pretty small dicks, apparently. But Georgia is off the charts.
1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi
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These Dramatic Re-enactments Of YouTube Comments Just Keep Getting Better
If you’ve been paying attention, you’ve already watched the first two ‘YouTube Reconstructions’ by humour site Dead Parrot, in which classically trained actors Grahame Edwards and Eryl Lloyd Parry lend eloquence and gravitas to the wars waged under YouTube clips.
The first was a re-enactment of a fight under a Bieber video; the second took place below a viral ad for GoPro; and the third, published overnight, was a philosophical musing inspired by ‘Brian Eno: An Ending (Ascent)’.
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