While You Were Sleeping, The Entire Internet Was Making Fun Of Drake

“We’ll actually send you to Belize!” says Belize’s Tourism Board to the cast of Breaking Bad

As our recapper Matt Roden mentioned earlier this week, “I’ll send you to Belize!” was the “blandest yet scariest threat” uttered during the last episode of Breaking Bad, like a new generation’s “Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes” or something.

Fortunately, Belize saw the funny side of the whole thing — in an open invitation sent to The New York Times overnight, the tiny nation’s tourism board offered the show’s entire cast actual trips to Belize (you know, non-murderous ones).

Adorably played, Belize, but I still have no idea where you are.

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Drake unveiled his new album’s totally serious cover art, and the whole internet laughed

The other day, Canadian rapper Drake told the world that September 24 was the release date for his new album, Nothing Was The Same. “Hooray!”, said the world. Overnight, he followed up that tweet by showing the world the album’s dual cover art.

“Lols, are you serious?” said the world. And then everyone mocked it.

Poor sad Drake.

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So, Jon Snow’s in an epic love story about Pompeii now

Ah, 79 AD. It was a great time to be alive. Unless you happened to be living right underneath Mount Vesuvius, then it was pretty bad.

That tragic historical event is the backdrop to the new movie from director Paul Anderson (the Resident Evil one, not the Boogie Nights one) excitingly titled Pompeii, which stars Game Of Throne‘s Kit Harrington and Sucker Punch‘s Emily Browning. The film’s not out till next year, but here’s your dramatic first glimpse:

Yep, that’s a lot of ash.

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Edgar Wright’s ‘Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy’ now has its own megamix

Thanks internet; we did not realise how much we needed this.

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