Politics

Americans Can’t Believe “Shithouse” Is A Real Word Australians Say

As usual, this is Trump's fault.

by Sam Langford  15 January 2018
Shithouse

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You know how the President of the United States had a real racist moment and described a bunch of countries as “shitholes” the other day? Well, in addition to widespread and well-deserved backlash against Trump, the incident has spawned some, ah, interesting linguistic discourse.

This afternoon a Washington Post reporter tweeted that a White House official told him there is “debate internally over whether Trump said ‘shithole’ or ‘shithouse'”. This seems fairly unimportant: both mean pretty much the same thing, and are just as ghastly.

That is…if you live in Australia.

It turns out Americans are really, really unfamiliar with the world “shithouse”. In fact, they’re currently losing their minds on social media over it, wondering into the void about whether or not it’s a word, what it might mean, and whether using it modifies Trump’s meaning.

Please enjoy this confusion:

Those last few are pretty righteous — and pretty wrong. As anyone who’s spent more than five minutes in Australia can attest, shithouse is indeed a word that people use and say (the second definition on Urban Dictionary is pretty accurate). And if you’re wondering what Aussie Twitter’s up to right now, well, exactly what you’d expect:

Anyway, in conclusion shithouse is a word but it also doesn’t fucking matter: Trump’s still a racist asshole, and he still said a real bad thing. Australia out.