Donald Trump Grasped A Mysterious Glowing Orb And It Instantly Became A Terrifying Meme
All hail the orb!
Well this is bloody unsettling now isn’t it?
So in case you missed it, Donald Trump was in Saudi Arabia over the weekend for his first foreign excursion as President. The trip comes at a tricky time for the White House, which given everything that’s been happening re: the FBI and Russia is desperate to project the message that things are going to be fine.
Enter…the orb.
oh you know, a bunch of plutocrats in a darkened room putting their hands on a glowing orb in a totally non-illuminati kind of way pic.twitter.com/Q2Ue2FBi6l
— shrill ???? (@theshrillest) May 21, 2017
The above is a photograph of Trump, King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud and Egyptian President Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi at the launch of the Global Center for Combatting Extremist Ideology in the Saudi capital of Riyadh. It is not definitive proof of the existence of a global shadow government that rules by the light of a mysterious glowing sphere. Nope, not at all.
Still, people on the internet have been rightly perturbed by the image, and have responded in the only way that they know how: by turning it into a meme.
Wow, Trump just hasn’t been the same since he touched that orb pic.twitter.com/qWLNNVk6Cp
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) May 21, 2017
When the Magic Orb shows you your future pic.twitter.com/crjLsl84WQ
— Rachel Maddox (@cooperlund) May 21, 2017
“When you’re a star, they let you grab ’em by the orb” pic.twitter.com/9gLsYhCOyw
— Heben Nigatu (@heavenrants) May 21, 2017
“find…the…hobbit…” pic.twitter.com/8saqDbl5Nh
— darth:™ (@darth) May 21, 2017
every politician is the same. one minute they say they’ll represent you, next they’re lusting for the infinite power of the orb
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) May 21, 2017
i go away for one weekend and when I get back trump has an orb??
— jim (@toebone) May 22, 2017
Look, do I agree with the Orb’s entire agenda? Of course not. But I do trust that the Orb has humanity’s best interests at heart.
— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) May 21, 2017
“Elites scoff, but in the working class suburbs of Grand Rapids voters are glad Trump is practicing orb magic with Arab dictators.”
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) May 21, 2017
Update: Trump is now fucking the orb
— Dan O’Sullivan (RIP) (@Bro_Pair) May 21, 2017
This one is especially terrifying when you realise it was tweeted more than a week before the orb made its presence known.
TRUMP: the pulsing orb is fantastic. my brain hums as i stroke its oily black surface, my enemies will die in rivers of blood. terrific orb!
— mustard (@nice_mustard) May 12, 2017
I think I speak for everyone when I say all hail the orb! May it’s hallowed flame blaze brightly for all eternity.
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Feature image via Saudi Embassy/Twitter