Josh Groban Singing Donald Trump’s Tweets Finally Reveals The Drama Of His Rich, Complex Life
The next US president really, really cares about Robert Pattinson.
With each passing day of this US Presidential campaign, we’re granted a little more insight into all that is Trump. The love of Neil Young and escalators; the accidental Nazis; the open disdain for women and their general bodily functions — all delicious little tidbits of trivia to log down in the history books before they’re all shredded in favour of a collection of vanity portraits of Trump laying sprawled across a pile of money in the Oval Office.
A draft of the proposed national history curriculum.
But through all this, however painful it may be, we must use this time to look back and reflect. Who is this man? What makes him tick? How, and more importantly why, did all this come to be?After tackling this same conundrum about Kanye West in 2011, Josh Groban — the guy your mum listens to when she can’t find the Michael Bublé CD — has offered some answers in song:
Turns out the next US President is really devoted to Robert Pattinson:
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012
After Friday’s Twilight release, I hope Robert Pattinson will not be seen in public with Kristen–she will cheat on him again!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 13, 2012