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A Tribute To Kirby Jenner, Instagram Model And Kendall’s Long Lost Twin Who Definitely Exists

The best Kardashian by far.

by Tom Clift  28 December 2016

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If you’re the kind of person who would never normally click on an article with the words “Kendall” and “Jenner” in the headline, then please don’t be discouraged: this story is very much for you. Because it isn’t actually about Kendal at all.

It’s about Kirby.

Assuming you’re not plugged in to the inner workings of the Kardashian clan, Kirby is Kendall’s little-seen fraternal twin. He’s an amateur model and also something of an instagram influencer, having wracked up almost 500,000 followers over the past 18 months

Now you might be confused, given that Kirby and Kendall don’t look that much alike. But we know he’s legit, because of all the cute, real, not at all photoshopped pictures of the two of them together.

Pictures like this one:

And this one:

And also all of these:

Kirby also gave a number of interviews earlier this year, including this one with Us Weekly. Asked why he was never seen on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, he said that he was “pretty busy with other stuff.”

“One season I fell into a drain pipe and missed all the taping,” Kirby admitted to the magazine. “Another season I got locked in an abandoned Blockbuster video store.”

To the rumour that he was nothing more than a digital fabrication, he replied that such a hoax would be impossible, since his laptop was destroyed during a game of kickball with Emma Roberts, John Stamos and Nick Jonas.

“We needed a third base,” explained Kirby, “so I just used my laptop. Nick kicked a freaking awesome grand slam, and he totally crunched down on my computer as he rounded the bases. Wasn’t even mad, though. But also I probably have a ton of emails that I haven’t read and there’s a couple of websites that I miss. I freakin’ love websites. I’m sorry what was the question?

Well there you have it. Kirby Jenner, actual person. Case closed.