Ranking The ‘Too Hot To Handle’ Season 2 Cast By Their Terrifying Levels Of Horniness

Too Hot To Handle works because of one thing and one thing alone: the fact that some people are just way too horny for their own good.

While other dating shows focus more on building genuine connections (as we’ve seen on The Bachelor and Love Is Blind), Too Hot To Handle is all about sex — even though that’s the opposite of what the show’s meant to be about.

The premise of Too Hot To Handle is simple: Take very hot and horny singles, put them in a house with other beautiful sex-crazed 20-somethings, and then have Lana the Alexa-style robot tell them they can’t do anything sexual otherwise they lose money from their $100,000 prize pool.

But to make the show fun, Too Hot To Handle tempts these people with insatiable sex drives with shared beds, private villas, and other situations that are designed to make them mess up while they try to form ~deeper connections~ for once in their lives.

Luckily for us, the cast of Season 2 are way more horny than the Season 1 contestants, which makes watching them all consistently lose money so much more fun.

These people are gonna owe Lana money by the time the show is over ? #TooHotToHandle pic.twitter.com/CTbfCy62Wp

— Kendall (@realitystxn) June 23, 2021

So before the rest of the episodes drop on Netflix, we’ve decided to rank the Season 2 cast of Too Hot To Handle based on how damn horny they are and just how likely they are to absolutely destroy that prize fund by the final episode.

12. Kayla

For someone who says she thinks about sex all the time, Kayla sure hasn’t made many moves.

I understand being headstrong on making money, but even before the housemates learned that they were on Too Hot To Handle, Kayla didn’t really do much or seem interested in any of the men in the house with her.

While Kayla has a “bad boy” type that none of the men really fit into, there just isn’t much action going on for someone who reckons they “think about sex all day every day”. And when you pair that with Kayla barely having any screen time in the first four episodes, it’s a safe bet that she’s likely one of the people who will be leaving the house before the end of the game.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $0

11. Larissa

Have you heard? Larissa is a lawyer. It’s a hard nugget of information to miss considering we are reminded of it about seven times an episode.

As someone who is a lawyer, Larissa prides herself on knowing the rules and sticking by them — and so far, Lana’s haven’t been an exception. But just like Kayla, Larissa hasn’t had much screentime because she hasn’t really formed many connections in the house.

It took four episodes for Larissa to finally get into bed with someone, but even when she agreed to sleep next to Nathan she was very clear from the jump that there would be no rule-breaking on her end. However, I’m not sure how long that abstinence will last though, you know, considering one of Larissa’s ~rules~ was the three Bs (brunette, banter and balls) and she’s already broken that lil’ stance with Nathan.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $3,000 (A kiss!)

10. Robert

I am so sorry to this man, but I don’t see any of the current girls in the house wanting a piece of prim and proper Robert. I mean, just look at his reaction after learning that he couldn’t have sex in the house. He looks like a very British baby deer that’s just been shot.

However, I am holding out hope that some of the new girls in the house may gravitate to Robert. Judging by his conversations with Carly and Kayla, it really does seem like Robert has a lot more game than some of the other dudes on the show. He just has a genuinely terrifying laugh and joined Too Hot To Handle at a point where three solid-ish couples had already been formed, so it’s hard to try and slide in now.

But I have faith that Robert will use his British charm to bag a woman eventually. I think. Maybe. Hopefully?

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $4,000 (A sympathy kiss, and maybe something more.)

9. Peter

Oh sweet, silly Peter, do you really have “game” if the only kisses you can secure happen by daring women who are trying to make their partners jealous?

Unfortunately for Peter, his age and career as a literal “TikTok influencer” might just skew a little too young for the ladies. Honestly, after four episodes I just get the sense that Peter is seen as the “little brother” of the house, and nobody is trying to fuck their little brother.

Look, I’m sure if the Too Hot To Handle house was filled with people in the age range of 18 to 22, Peter would have no problems driving that prize pool down to $0.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $6,000 (Those dare kisses are all he’s getting.)

8. Nathan

For someone who is a stripper AND British, Nathan doesn’t really have much pull with the ladies in the house.

Maybe it’s the cartoonish cowboy hat or the random lap dances he dishes out anytime someone talks to him, but the ladies just don’t seem to care much for ole Nath. Really, the main difference between Nathan, Kayla and Larissa is that Nathan actually wants to break the rules but no one wants to break them with him.

Our British Texan cowboy is definitely horny (how can anyone forget his “horn” in Larissa’s coochie at the animal party in the first episode?!) but I think Nathan is smart enough to not let his horniness lose the team too much money.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $6,000 (A kiss or two!)

7. Chase

I pray that Chase can be released from the grasp of the turtleneck and chain wardrobe while on a literal beach in Turks and Caicos. PLEASE SIR. PUT THE ROLL NECKS DOWN.

But beyond his questionable style choices and ever-changing coloured contact lenses, I think that Carly and Chase are a strong couple who might actually be able to last through to the end. Even when Carly kissed Peter, Chase still stuck by her and if Carly can look past that fuck-off giant cockroach landing smack-bang in the middle of Chase’s forehead, perhaps they are made to last.

So long as Carly doesn’t partake in any more dare kisses, I reckon they may get a night in the private villa and end up going all the way.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $10,000 (I don’t know how much sex costs, but Chase and Carly are going to do it.)

6. Carly

After seeing Carly’s loyalty during her chat with Robert, I don’t think she will be switching partners during her time in the house.

Sure, it might’ve been that Robert wasn’t Carly’s cup of tea, but it genuinely seems like she has real feelings for Chase. Of course Carly’s prize pool spend will always end up being more than what Chase racks up because of that cheeky kiss with Peter, but I think the only fines incurred going forward will be ones made with her current boo.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $13,000 (A sex charge, and a little extra for the dare kiss!)

5. Christina

Christina may have just joined the house but considering just how quickly she was ready to risk it all for Cam and all the constant lip biting, I get the idea that she is one horny pilot.

Plus all the boys in the house were drooling over her when she first arrived, so it’s looking likely that Christina will be able to pick whoever she wants to be with going forward.

Although it will be interesting to see whether Christina actually stays away from Cam like she told Emily she would — because Lord knows if Cam and Christina end up getting together, the combination of their unbelievable levels of horniness may just make the world implode.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $15,000 (She’s going to fuck Cam, isn’t she?)

4. Marvin

Marvin is so hot, but boy oh boy is he a snake.

Despite kissing Melinda and then literally going off to flirt with Emily right after, apparently he can do no wrong and everything is Melinda’s fault even though the pair have known each other for all of about three days.

The problem is Melinda and Marvin are just as toxic as each other but fail to see their own faults. But considering how much drama has already happened between the two of them in the first four episodes, there is no doubt in my mind that Marvin is going to ditch Melinda and either hook up with Emily, Christina, or both. Possibly even at the same time.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $17,000 (Marvin will do anything to hurt Melinda.)

3. Melinda

Melinda will do anything to get even — and she’s made that very clear already.

Instead of talking it out with Marvin, she kissed another dude, pettily ripped her top off, and then let said man sleep in her bed and rub the “mosquito bites” on her ass while Marvin lay in the bed next to her?! Iconic honestly, and exactly what Marvin deserves.

But Melinda’s problem is she plays with fire and wonders why she gets burnt. When she and Marvin eventually split, I’m certain she will gravitate towards anyone else in the hopes of making her Parisian hottie as mad as he can get. Hell, if Peter’s lucky it might even be him.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $20,000 (Melinda will do anything to hurt Marvin.)

2. Emily

I’m sorry but I can’t get over Emily and Cam thinking they had won back $10,000 in the private suite because they “didn’t do anything” sexual but then flashbacks showed that Emily basically fingered herself in front of Cam and then dry-humped him for an hour. Do you know how horny you have to be to not consider either of those things sexual?!

Emily’s horniness levels are truly otherworldly. To run up such a huge bill in the first week is one thing, but to drive the cash fund further into the red when you had a chance to recoup some of the money by simply not being horny is wild.

But here’s hoping that Cam’s little moment with Christina frees Emily from Cam’s grasp once and for all. Really, everyone forgets that Emily is bisexual. And in a perfect world, we can only pray that Emily ditches Cam and hooks up with Christina instead.

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $30,000 (At this point, Emily’s probably already spent more than this.)

1. Cam

Cam is the horniest man I’ve ever seen on TV. He is a demon. There is no other explanation.

He couldn’t last a day without macking on with someone. The man couldn’t go a few days without a handjob because of his constant ~blue balls~ issue. And in the end, Cam had to rub one out himself to be able to function normally again through the first week. Seriously, how many times must you cum in a regular week for this to be a real-life issue?

The worst thing about Cam, however, isn’t his horniness — it’s the fact that he is unbelievably selfish and has zero self-control. He almost looked like he wanted to eat Christina when he first met her but then somehow got upset when Emily found an issue with him trying to kiss someone else. I’m sorry but “not being used to one girl” is the worst, and horniest, excuse for cheating I’ve ever heard.

Plus, you know you’ve got a pretty bad sex problem when you can’t even walk into a room with a smile without everyone knowing you just did something debaucherous the minute before. Begone demon! Begone!

Cam: smiles

The entire house:#TooHotToHandle pic.twitter.com/XWxHmvaQU1

— daddy devito (she/her) (@ellanorcym) June 25, 2021

Amount they’ll probably lose the team: $100,000 (If there was more available, Cam would eat that shit up, too.)

You can stream ‘Too Hot To Handle’ on Netflix now. New episodes drop on June 30. 

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Michelle Rennex is a senior writer at Junkee and is Team Melinda. She tweets at @michellerennex