The ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater’ Games Are Getting Remastered With New Songs And Nobody Can Deal
Truly the early two thousands have returned.
There is a generation of gamers and music fans that based their entire personality on the Tony Hawk‘s Pro Skater games.
The first two installments were released in 1999 and 2000 respectively, and forever changed the way that people thought about simulation games.
Rather than fuddy-duddy flight simulator games for your dad, these were breathlessly cool and cutting edge experiments in style. Of course, learning to skate was integral to both games, but it wasn’t the whole point of the exercise: there was the music to drink up; the sights to see; the lifestyle to inhabit.
I mean, lest we forget, the soundtrack to that first installment featured everyone from The Dead Kennedys to Primus to Unsane. You could spend the next ten years invested in no other acts but those three, and you’d have a great decade.
And that’s not even to mention Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2, which upped the ante by adding Anthrax, Rage Against The Machine and Mos Def into the mix.
Well, do I have some good news for all of you mired in the early two-thousands, as I am: those first two games are getting a complete remaster, with new songs added on the soundtrack.
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 and 2 will hit Playstation 4, Xbox One and PC on September 4. It’s not clear what new songs will be added at this stage, but many of the songs from the original have been confirmed to return.
Watch the announce trailer in full here:
Needless to say, the internet is pretty bloody excited about the news, with Twitter in particular becoming a flood of memes and jokes.
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2's looking pretty good!
Just one request… pic.twitter.com/PZx177ENQl
— AntDude (@antdude92) May 12, 2020
the tony hawk pro skater remakes will singlehandedly revitalize the ska genre
— BIROCKETTO (@DAIROCKETTO) May 12, 2020
When people played the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater in 1999, players fled from their TVs as Tony skated towards the camera thinking he would ollie right out of the screen!
— sam crisp (@skatebee) May 13, 2020
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater is back?
DJ HIT THAT MUSIC pic.twitter.com/AAUJvnPFIa
— I Don’t Eat Bread (@PBS_Impulse9) May 12, 2020
Tony Hawk really signed a SHOE DEAL with Vans and brought back the Pro Skater series all within the last month at age FIFTY TWO THIS MAN CANNOT LOSE
— Avalanche (@Avalanche100T) May 12, 2020
The year is 2020
DOOM is back
Resident Evil is back
Devil May Cry is back
Kingdom Hearts is back
Final Fantasy is back
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater is back pic.twitter.com/W79VZfGhZa— Nicole Carter's Cum Wars (Streaming DOOM II) (@FlattenedE) May 12, 2020
We have been truly blessed by the Pro Skater gods, and should spend the rest of the day ironing our jorts and polishing our wallet chains in anticipation.