Music

TLC Just Gave The World An Important Update On Their Scrub Policy

The policy also applies to busters.

by Chris Woods  7 June 2017
TLC

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Bad news, scrubs (and busters): you still cannot get no love. No, not even a little, you lousy goddamn moochers.

Comedian and voice-actor for our favourite idiot labrador, Paul F. Tompkins, tweeted overnight wondering if maybe, 18 years after releasing their iconic song, TLC had relaxed their veto against Scrub Love.

To our delight, TLC themselves stepped in to confirm that nope, scrubs can still get effed.

Now, if you’re wondering if this nearly 20-year-old rule applies to you, ask yourself: are you always talking about what you want from your partner, without contributing a single cent? Do you holler at women from cars (gross)? Or, despite looking like trash, do you think you have the right to hit on anyone, let alone TLC??

If you answered yes to any of these, kindly step off.

Finally, we are again reminded that no, for the love of god, do not go chasing waterfalls.

Revisit the classic song below folks, and remember that, despite all its evils, social media can still be really goddamn fun: