It’s My Duty To Inform You That TikTok Is Horny For The Original Yellow Wiggle

You either die, or you live long enough to see your favourite Wiggle sexualised on TikTok.

Yes, despite OG yellow Wiggle Greg Page retiring from the celebrated kids’ band in 2006, his time in the group the now being recalled both fondly and hornily. 

Page retired his golden skivvy after suffering from heart problems. But a tricky heart never stopped anyone from stealing them. Brought to my attention by Abbie Chatfield, it seems that thirst edits of Page in his Wiggle era are doing the rounds on TikTok. 

The inciting thirsty Greg video looks to have been crafted by a user known as @wigglesfilms last week. The account specialises in fun fan edits of the original Wiggles show, including an iconic one of the OG gang accompanied by Joan Jett’s ‘Reputation.’

But their Greg fancam is by far their most viewed yet. The clip, which features lyrics to ‘Killshot’ by Magdelena Bay, is sitting pretty at press time with over half a million views. 

This is far from the first time users of the clock app have lusted for the skivvy-clad child entertainers. Earlier in the year, newly minted purple Wiggle John Pearce went viral for the same reason. 

Is it time to just accept the Wiggles are just hot? And which Wiggle will next have their time in the sun? We wait, with bated breath, for the answers.