Culture

This Excellent Video About Carrots Perfectly Takes The Piss Out Of Feel-Good Tech Ads

"This is going to massively disrupt the vegetable sector."

by Alex McKinnon 8 October 2014

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A revolutionary new form of foodstuff-to-energy transferral technology is here. Introducing ‘Carrot’, a fully customisable, completely wireless piece of natural tech changing everything you thought you knew about vegetable/digestive fusion.

I don’t know why this exists or why someone would go to this much effort, but then again I’m no tech geek. Creator Dan Angelucci has been going full Steve Jobs on Twitter, even getting into public “fights” with people who doubt his revolutionary product.

http://t.co/RNSaAvM0Lu I think this is going to massively disrupt the vegetable sector.

— Dan Angelucci (@lucciinthesky) October 7, 2014

@ChrisLoupos please don’t spread these lies about my company. He is no longer part of this organization. — Dan Angelucci (@lucciinthesky) October 7, 2014

Can’t wait for the tell-it-all biopic behind how Carrot came to be, starring Rob Schneider.

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H/T: Scott Bridges/Twitter