This Company Will Send Your Enemies Gummi Dicks So You Can Literally Tell Them To Eat A Bag Of Dicks
Fairly straightforward.
The massive success of Ship Your Enemies Glitter proved that physical snail mail only continues to exist so we can send each other stupid shit on a prank. If that kind of thing floats your boat, you’re probably going to like Dicks By Mail, the company that will anonymously send the person of your choice a bag of gummi penises, along with a note telling them to “eat a bag of dicks”.
On their website, the people behind Dicks By Mail recommend sending said bag of dicks to “that special asshole in your life” who you can’t yell at directly. A bag costs $15 plus shipping, and they’re nutting out a price for Australian delivery, so expect offices around the country to be flooded with these things in short order.