These Deleted Scenes Reveal Female Characters’ Valiant Struggle To Stay Pretty In Disaster Films
Maybe she's born with it, maybe she uses a rusty razor in dirty gutter water.
Isn’t it odd how Black Widow has time to keep her eyeliner and ringlets in perfect condition despite the fact the world is depending on her to defeat a robot super villain? I mean, it’s a bit strange that all of the women in The Walking Dead still take the care to shave their armpits despite the fact all the pharmacies and supermarkets were looted years ago and there’s no more running water. See also: Sigourney Weaver in Alien, Katniss Everdeen, and everyone on Gilligan’s Island.
Ginger pls. Go get some food.
Now, thanks to the magic of deleted scenes — or, more accurately, the writing of Amy Poehler Smart Girl Dara Laine — we now know exactly how this happens. It starts with douchey male screenwriters and ends with women covertly shaving their pits with rusty razors in dirty gutter water.
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