The Joe Biden Compliment Generator Is Hilarious, Addictive, Slightly Unsettling

Vice-President Joe Biden, besides being the coolest white guy since LCD Soundsystem broke up, is legendary for saying corny, cheerful, slightly inappropriate things. Like the time he yelled “you did it! This is a big fuckin’ deal” in Barack Obama’s ear when Obamacare got passed, at the Presidential podium, in front of a room full of reporters. That kinda thing.

Now two heroes over at the Washington Post have come up with the Joe Biden Compliment Generator, a revolutionary new piece of Joe Biden tech that randomly assigns you a strange, well-intentioned but ultimately slightly unsettling compliment as though you were meeting him for the first time and his mouth just did what it does best.

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The best part? These are actual things Joe Biden has said to people, removed of context, which means he genuinely told someone they have a beautiful sister.

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Oh Joe, you charmer. I will call you in the unlikely event I ever need help on my pecs!

Um…thanks? Thanks, Joe. I guess.

Play with the Joe Biden Random Compliment Generator here.