The internet shares their best and weirdest Uber moments
You would think that a taxi service that gets you from point A to point B would be pretty uneventful. But with Uber, that’s rarely the case. Everyone has an Uber story about a funny, weird or straight up awesome driver. Thanks to Twitter, we have the best and funniest uber passenger experiences.
The best
best uber driver ever… and an aux cord pic.twitter.com/oL4z5sgQlT
— Kishori (@KISH_and_chips) August 19, 2016
Sometimes it's just a water bottle, or sometimes it's those fruity individual mentos packets. But have you ever had an amazing driver offer you this haul?
"If anyone needs to throw up I have a bag here"
-best uber driver ever— Will Tanzola (@tanz522) October 30, 2016
This is why we'll choose Uber over a taxi any day. This is an essential we believe all Uber drivers should offer to avoid a potentially bad situation…
"last halloween i left a note on my door saying i wasnt handing out candy, got drunk and woke up in some guys truck" best uber driver ever
— Jenn MacDonald (@jenn_xoxo) October 30, 2016
It's confessions like this that make a mundane ride home so so awesome. Sure, he might be making it up. But we'd give five stars to anyone if their stories are this good.
Best cab driver ever who just talked about chicken kievs for 10 minutes straight. AND offered me his recipe.
— Miranda Veda (@mirandaveda_) April 25, 2016
This guy knows what's up. A recipe's not bad, but have you ever been offered a hot dog straight out of the glove box (completely 100% true story).
The weirdest
When your 17 year old Uber passenger asks you out and gives you a 6 pack of #KrispyKreme glazed. He'll be 18 in April, ladies. #UberStories
— Samantha Jo Goes (@SamanthaJoGoes) October 26, 2016
We'll happily take the doughnuts, might pass on the date though.
uber driver: u like beyonce?
me: ya
uber driver: i think she's possessed
me: what
uber driver: watch her super bowl halftime backwards
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) May 28, 2016
Conspiracy theories via Uber should defs be taken seriously. Particularly when they involve Beyonce and watching things backwards.
Good practice for hell ???????????? pic.twitter.com/t4EsrsHNZD
— Funny Ubers (@FunnyUbers) February 4, 2016
Ha ha ha ha.. ha? Those awkward situations when you're not sure if you're being insulted or hearing a confession…
Uber driver said he had to pretend to be my relative to avoid a ticket in a taxi zone, so he got out of car, hugged me & said "I love you."
— Nick Bilton (@nickbilton) July 4, 2013
We love that it was so unnecessary to bring out the ILY, but this Uber driver gave it his all. Standout performance, five stars, would recommend.
Uber driver didn't say bless you when I sneezed a bunch so I gave him 3 stars. Say bless you, people. Let's make this world a better place.
— Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) October 28, 2016
You know what? Sometimes the passengers can be the weird ones too.
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Source: Twitter Moments