The Five-Minute Trailer For ‘Real Housewives Of Melbourne’ Season Two Has Dropped
They're back.
If you were worried that axing Andrea the Wicked Witch of Toorak from the Real Housewives of Melbourne would leave the show with a bitch vacuum, don’t be. The first trailer for season two has dropped and they’ve replaced her with two new wives, Gamble and Pettifleur (THEIR REAL NAMES!), the latter of whom seems ready to step up as the season’s serial antagoniser.
But Gina’s happy to report that she hasn’t been the victim of “any savage attacks” yet, and Chyka looks flawless, of course. Which is all that really matters.
Shine shine, ladies.
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