That Perez Hilton Vs Lady Gaga Twitter Feud That You Don’t Care About Is Really Ramping Up

It all started when the internet was invented gossip blogger Perez Hilton — a former friend of Lady Gaga — started publicly dissing her new track, ‘Applause’.

Instead of ignoring him like the rest of us do, Gaga took the opportunity to remind the world that he’s a bit of a jerk. Recently, after she’d badly damaged her hip, this is the text he sent her. She claims there’s more of the same.

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So eight hours ago, while Gaga was in Los Angeles, Perez showed up at her New York apartment like a creep, claiming to be “inspecting a property”. Because that is a plan that will absolutely not backfire at all, ever.

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Gaga asked Mr Neptunus to take a photograph of Perez, and then called her doorman to double check it was him. 

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The staff escorted Hilton out, and security was sent in.

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After the dust settled, Gaga had a few words to say to Perez.

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An hour ago, Perez posted ‘A Statement On Lady Gaga’s Lies’ to his website. I haven’t read it all. It’s pretty long and I’m quite busy.

I have long had plans to return to New York City more permanently. New York was my home for 6 years in the mid 90s, before I moved to Los Angeles. I also lived here for 3 months last year while doing an off Broadway show. I’m a new father and I am primarily focused on my family and where we will be most happy. I love New York and that is where me and my growing family want to call home right now. Sunday, my realtor showed us a list of possible apartments to rent. I learned only after the fact that Lady GaGa lives in one of the buildings we looked at, and she was across the country in Los Angeles when I viewed that building. After a day of innocent house-hunting, I am devastated and my heart hurts that my former very good friend, a person I used to call my “wifey” and traveled the world with, is making very public and very untrue allegations about me on Twitter. While it is still too painful for me to go into detail about why I chose to no longer make her a part of my life, I will say that I am a critic and not a “stalker”. Any allegation that I am stalking her, based on a day of house hunting with my baby boy and my mother, is utterly false, defamatory and now appears to be putting me and my family in danger. I will continue to be a critic – in a way that is not mean or involves name-calling, and I will continue to have an opinion and talk about music and songs, like GaGa’s “Applause”. I hope her fans stop sending me death threats, as the suggestion that I pose a danger to Lady GaGa is preposterous. If her fans want to send a message of support to Lady GaGa, they should buy her music. Notwithstanding my feelings about our personal relationship, I do wish Lady GaGa happiness and continued success and I assure you my family house hunting has nothing to do with her. 

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Perez then started tweeting back.

Hoo-boy.

If you’ve made it to the bottom, congratulations! I’m sorry about doing that to your brain! Follow Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga for updates if you like, because this is way too dumb to keep posting about.