These Horrific Pregnancy Announcement T-Shirts Are Truly The Straightest Thing I Have Ever Seen
"I splooged in your daughter, pass the gravy."
We’ve all seen how horribly wrong things can go when straight people try to creatively reveal things.
I mean, just cast your mind back to September, when a couple’s dedication to having a gender reveal party during a heatwave led to the massive El Dorado wildfires. Now, in less destructive but still distressing news, a straight couple have sent people into a spin with their “creative” pregnancy announcement.
Announcing the news with a ~quirky~ lil’ printed t-shirt moment, the internet can’t stop taking the piss out of this horrific reveal. Wearing a shirt that reads “I’m so stuffed with a little turkey”, the pregnant woman was joined by her partner who wore one that said: “I made the stuffing”.
So really, just a fancy way to say “I came and put it inside her” — an absolutely lovely message for all your friends and family to read during the holidays! Why do straight people do this?! Please! I need answers!
I hate these can u imagine if gay people invited their family over for a party so they could wear shirts that said “the cum came from HERE and went THERE!” my family would never speak to me again pic.twitter.com/PRvKQc5AQr
— dylan (@dylaneatswings) November 23, 2020
The mysterious, cursed image actually comes from the advertising material for clothing company It’s Your Day Clothing, which sells a number of maternity items.
Giving off real Live, Laugh, Love energy, each of their maternity shirts have a similarly insufferable message on them. There’s the classic matching “Cookies vs Not Cookies” arrow to belly tee, or if you just really love the Thanksgiving and turkey theme, there’s also the “I put a turkey in that oven/There’s a little turkey in this oven due on…“.
And while the shirts may not have actually been the ones the couple used for their personal pregnancy announcement, the general idea that enough people buy these shirts to boost a profitable business is horrifying.
As @dylaneatwings pointed out in his viral tweet, these ~cute~ tees really just scream “the cum came from HERE and went THERE!”
So naturally, people just had to take the piss out of the cursed cum shirts with their own parody shirt edits.
— jax dell’osso (@jaxdellosso) November 23, 2020
— TGB (@twitersbadboy) November 23, 2020
Imagining three people in shirts like these where they say
"I made a creampie"
"I ate the cream"
"I'm the pie pan" pic.twitter.com/Y9ERrHWPHW— j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster) November 23, 2020
sex reveal ?❤️ pic.twitter.com/fOTcM8dw4k
— hail christ (@christbutmanic) November 24, 2020
But while the idea of a shirt that basically screams “we’re having raw sex!” is disturbing, people are just imagining how much worse the real-life reaction to these shirts would actually be.
“I splooged in your daughter, pass the gravy.”
— Thaily Brimstone (@Thaily) November 23, 2020
*visits the in laws* hey what's up in laws, just been blasting your daughters insides with as much cum as my body can produce on the daily pic.twitter.com/0ZBcSwLqOQ
— Witch Hat Catherine (@NewBeamu) November 23, 2020
Honestly, we need to stop this part of straight culture. Immediately. PLEASE.
— merritt k (@merrittk) November 24, 2020