Taylor Swift Is Coming To Australia

Becoming — somewhat remarkably — the first woman in 20 years to headline an Australian stadium tour (Madonna was the last one, in 1993 with The Girlie Tour), Taylor Swift is coming Down Under.

EVERYBODY WILL YOU JUST SETTLE DOWN.

According to the press release, The Red Tour features “two multi-level stages, elaborate costumes, dancers, aerialists and changing sets … Taylor constantly moves around the venue”. Constantly! She also plays electric guitar, banjo, piano and acoustic guitar, but none of that answers the question you are asking, the answer of which is this: ten. There are TEN costume changes. Which is almost as many as are in this film clip.

No word yet on which Australian celebrity she will have a fleeting relationship with before turning it into a pop song, but our money is on Xavier Samuel. Or Rob Mills. Or Iggy Azalea!

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THE RED TOUR DATES:

Sydney: Wednesday December 4 @ Allianz Stadium

Tickets on sale Tuesday May 21, 9am (NSW locall)

Brisbane: Saturday December 7 @ Suncorp Stadium

Tickets on sale Tuesday May 21, 10am (QLD local)

Perth: Wednesday December 11 @ NIB Stadium

Tickets on sale Tuesday May 21, 9am (WA local)

Melbourne: Saturday December 14 @ Etihad Stadium

Tickets on sale Tuesday May 21, 9am (VIC local)