Spiderman Is Both Present And Extremely Nonchalant In The New ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Trailer

There’s less than two months until Captain America: Civil War explodes into theatres and pits every possible superhero against each other in the biggest all-in brawl since the 1991 SANFL grand final. The new trailer adds a few more names to the already-chockers roster of superheroes due to beat on each other: Ant-Man, Crossbones, and Spiderman, who gets a reveal at trailer’s end in all his poorly-rendered CGI glory.

Captain America: Civil War is in theatres from May 6, so sit tight and please refrain from thinking of the very real and politically charged symbolism that comes from watching a man covered in the American flag fighting a Black Panther.

[sees media start gathering] oh geeze oh geeeeeeeze [sees trump suporters gathering] oh geeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 10, 2016