We Regret To Inform You Post Malone’s Collab With Crocs Exists & Is Also Sold Out
Put your lighters to the sky! (And then to these crocs please).
It’s a Post Malone world and we all just live in it.
Seriously, people simply cannot get enough of Posty Boy, whether it’s dressing up their babies as the face-tatted filth-monger for Halloween, or attending (hilariously reviewed) festivals in honour of him, ya’ll are obsessed with the Texan rapper.
Post Malone can pretty much handpick anyone to work with at the moment, such is his lofty position in the zeitgeist, so obviously, he’s taking this opportunity to exclusively work with high-end, respected brands.
Hahaha no, he’s designed his own Post Malone branded pair of Crocs instead of doing that.
Behold the horror:
Finally, a shoe for 26-year-old white men who still live at home, constantly reek of bong water and think the reason they can never get a date is because “chicks just don’t get me, bro”.
Ok so this shoe isn’t for me, and perhaps Crocs are about to come full circle and be embraced semi-ironically as actually good footwear and not the garish rubber hellsocks they’re generally known as.
They sold out in a hot minute, so it’s more than likely I simply am out of touch with The Youths.
The offensively ugly shoes are apparently the first of an ongoing collaboration between Posty and Crocs so keep an eye out for more of ’em, if you truly hate your feet.