Junk Explained: Why Have Peloton Exercise Bikes Turned Into A Massive Meme?
"Nothing says 'maybe you should lose a few pounds' like gifting your already rail-thin life partner a Peloton."
People are losing their minds over Peloton’s creepy, dystopian Christmas advertisement.
In what has been likened to a Black Mirror episode, the recent ad for an exercise bike has gone viral for all the wrong reasons.
The only way to enjoy that Peloton ad is to think of it as the first minute of an episode of Black Mirror
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 2, 2019
First, What Is A Peloton?
For those playing at home, Peloton is an American exercise equipment company, best known for their touchscreen-enabled stationary bike. The luxury bicycle retails for $2245 USD and is designed to be used in conjunction with a Peloton membership.
The membership retails for $39 USD a month and gives you access to streamable spin classes — imagine Soul Cycle but in the comfort of your own home. Or mansion, as I suspect if you’re paying that much for an exercise bike.
Endorsed by celebrities like Sofia Vergara, Richard Branson, Hugh Jackman, and Usain Bolt, the Peloton is the exercise bike for the who’s who. From the price tag alone, it’s clear that Peloton products are marketed to the 1%. However, the other 99% caught wind of their latest Christmas advertisement, and people aren’t happy.
The Ad That Has Everyone Worried
The highly-dramatic ad in question follows the story of a wife who has been gifted an expensive Peloton exercise bike for Christmas by her husband. Set to Tal Bachman’s inspirational tune, ‘She’s So High’, the 30-second advert chronicles the woman’s daily indoor biking adventure.
this ad is making me lose my goddamn mind pic.twitter.com/GXgypRkFOg
— Sam (@SamuelMoen) December 1, 2019
She records herself on her fitness journey over the year, and presents her hubby with a supercut of her biking adventures the following Christmas. The vlog opens with the anxious wife atop her brand new Peloton.
“First ride! I’m a little nervous, but excited. Let’s do this,” she says into her phone before she embarks on her first cycle. In the safety of her own home. On her $3200 AUD stationary bike. Where there is literally nothing she could logically be nervous about.
did she say she was nervous…to ride a stationary bike…in her own home?
— Apollo Tweed (@ApolloTweed1) December 1, 2019
The video continues with the wife walking through her beautiful glass front door in an office get-up. That’s so we know she is a working woman and exercise is totally doable when you have a real life!
“Five days in a row — are you surprised? I am!,” she chirps to camera. But as with any good story, there are ups and downs. As she looks into her phone while laying in darkness in her bed, she groans: “6 am. Yay.”
The video wraps up with the wife speaking through the camera to her husband. “A year ago I didn’t realise how much this would change me. Thank you,” she says. Then the advertisement ends with the wife lovingly staring at her man while the camera pans out.
Why Is Everyone So Mad?
Well, judging by the wife’s reaction when she sees the bike, it doesn’t look like the whole Peloton discussion was ever had.
This means the husband just thought to himself, “You know what my slim wife needs? An exercise bike she’ll feel forced to ride because it’s a good couple grand.” By this logic, her husband might as well have just called her a slob and saved himself some money.
The ad is being labelled sexist for the husband passive-aggressively “gifting” his wife an exercise bike she never asked for. His already slim and fit-looking wife, mind you. The wife who, judging by their beautiful house and her fancy office clothes, also has to work an office job while balancing daily workouts to impress him.
The wife who felt obligated to produce a year-long diary of her fitness journey to prove to her husband that she’s using her expensive Peloton.
That face you make when you have to videotape yourself exercising to prove to your husband that you're making every effort to (checks notes) look thin for him. #peloton pic.twitter.com/Hq6stoiETH
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) December 3, 2019
Look I don’t want to be “The Peloton Ad Guy” anymore but the newest commercial about the vlogging 116 lb woman’s YEARLONG fitness journey to becoming a 112 lb woman who says “I didn’t realize how much this would change me” is just ri-god-damn-diculous. Come on.
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) November 25, 2019
Nothing says “maybe you should lose a few pounds” like gifting your already rail thin life partner a Peloton pic.twitter.com/E2M9gFdD5A
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) December 2, 2019
Moreover, people just couldn’t understand why the wife looked so scared throughout the ad. Her expression for the entire 30 seconds screams scared and, if we’re being honest, hostage-esque. She doesn’t look like she wants to work out at all — just look at her enthusiasm for her 6am cycle session!
So it begs the question of why exactly is she exercising so much? Does she feel she needs to look a certain way for her husband? Is she trying to impress him? Does she feel pressured? Seriously, why does the wife look so scared in every scene.
I don’t understand why she is so frightened the whole time. Does the Peltron transform into a killbot or something after 365 days if you don’t loose a certain amount of weight?
— Always David Hahn™ (@David_Hahn) December 2, 2019
I *knew* I'd seen that #peloton face before! pic.twitter.com/LCtn81FyOR
— Honorable Rod Shaw (@aswadrodz) December 3, 2019
Peleton woman is easily the most annoying thing on TV right now.
Videoselfing herself and saying “I’m nervous, but here we go.” It’s a fucking stationary bike, you’re not going to Afghanistan.
— Saving one Peloton victim at a time (@SammyBissett) December 2, 2019
The advertisement even inspired a viral parody video that poked fun at the sexist ideals of the original. The video focuses on the offensive and rude gesture of a man getting his wife exercise equipment as a gift. This video ends with divorce, as it rightfully should.
when my husband gets me a Peleton for Christmas …….. pic.twitter.com/Z2d3ewMhPu
— Eva Victor (@evaandheriud) December 2, 2019
The Impact On Peloton
Following the criticism of the ad and it’s potentially sexist undertones, Peloton’s stock dropped 9% in a single day. That is a 24-hour loss of nearly $942 million market value off the back of a 30-second clip.
In a statement to CNBC, a Peloton spokesperson said: “While we’re disappointed in how some have misinterpreted this commercial, we are encouraged by, and grateful for, the outpouring of support we’ve received from those who understand what we were trying to communicate.”
The spokesperson continued that it was never their intention to project any of the ideas that are being thrown around. “We constantly hear from our members how their lives have been meaningfully and positively impacted after purchasing or being gifted a Peloton Bike or Tread,” they said. “Our holiday spot was created to celebrate that fitness and wellness journey.”
But judging by their target market of the uber rich, Peloton will probably bounce back in no time.
Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 28, 2019