Paul Rudd Once Pulled His Penis Out At Michael Douglas; It Did Not Go Well

I have no real interest in Ant-Man. Not quite funny enough to be a fully-fledged comedy, not quite impressive enough to be an all-out blockbuster, it looks like it might sit somewhere in the mid-ground. A new and not entirely welcome combo of both that includes Paul Rudd making quips and one-liners while running around the sinkhole of a bathtub like a jacked up Marcel the Shell.

That being said, Antman is the reason this story exists and the promotional tour for Antman is the reason we are all able to hear it, so it’s my new favourite movie. I would take an infinite number of subpar Marvel flicks playing on endless rotation in every cinema in the country, if it guaranteed the promise of just one more story as perfectly illustrated about Paul Rudd whipping out his dick in front of much-admired 70-year-old actors.

Here is a very important, must-watch replay that will make you seriously consider the shape and size of Paul Rudd’s penis:

–

Unsurprisingly, straight after this Fallon tried to get him tipsy with an elaborate drinking game. Sadly, his genitals remained inside his pants.