Pass It On: Watch This Giant Anaconda Surprise Some People In A Boat, Try Not To Implode From Sheer Terror
Oh dear sweet mother of God.
Oh my dear saints and angels, this is unsettling. You know what’s worse than snakes? Giant snakes. Giant, GIANT snakes.
Be warned: if you are not super up on snakes. you are in the wrong place.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Also, the two guys in the boat? They seem like huge douchebags. Who grabs a giant snake by the tail and drags it around? I should not be feeling sympathy for this snake. My fear should be pure and unalloyed.