‘Orange Is The New Black’ Is Way Better With Titus Andromedon From ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ In It

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt‘s Titus Andromedon deserves a spinoff of his very own, or at least a multimillion dollar Broadway production of his stirring musical ode to black penis, ‘Pinot Noir’.

Failing that, though, a guest spot on fellow Netflix stablemate OITNB would give the most underrated star of the 21st century the attention and acclaim he deserves. Moviefone have stitched Titus into Litchfield Penitentiary, and plenty of his lines from Schmidt work disturbingly well in the new environment.

“This isn’t the Chinatown bus, you can’t just choke someone who’s sleeping!” See? Weirdly apt.