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Nine Highly Questionable Justifications For Revenge In Action Movies

If you kill Keanu Reeves' dog, he will destroy you and everyone you love.

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You Illegally Downloaded Something

Don’t talk to Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) about vengeance: being possessed by a vengeance demon that kills anyone who’s done anything wrong has made his life a living hell. But at least a demon with a flaming skull for a head who can turn any kind of vehicle into a flaming death machine would aim its awesome vengeance powers at the worst, most vile and depraved members of society, right?

Uh, no: to quote Mr Blaze himself in Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance: “See there’s good and bad in all of us, and maybe you’re not a murderer, but you did something that you didn’t want the Rider to see, a white lie, a illegal download…” Yes, a flaming skull-headed vengeance demon is going to kill you for an illegal download. We are all dead.

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