Nick Offerman And His Patented Shower Thoughts Are Back To Blow Your Tiny Mind
"Every bag of chips is family-sized...if you're an orphan."
Actor, modern-day sage and aggressively bearded man Nick Offerman has been doling out life advice in the form of his trademark Shower Thoughts for some time now. Taking his cues from the best insights the /Showerthoughts subreddit has to offer, Offerman and his gravy-soaked lamb roast of a voice imbue them with a profound spiritual power, transforming them from mundane observations into life-changing revelations.
He is right. All candy is fun-sized.
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Via Mashable.