Neil Patrick Harris Is Getting Drunk And Live-Tweeting The Grammys For You
"Madonna is losing the Running of the Bulls. Oh wait, here comes a gospel choir. She's good. Oh, no. She's dead. She lost."
As an actor, musical talent and one half of the cutest couple on the internet, Neil Patrick Harris has had a lot on his plate recently.
Though the final of How I Met Your Mother last year signalled the end of his most enduring and arguably most popular character Barney Stinson, he’s since performed the lead in the much-loved stage show Hedwig and the Angry Inch on Broadway, gone full frontal alongside Ben Affleck in one of the year’s biggest films, scooped a few awards including a Tony, and been enlisted as the new host of the Oscars ceremony later this month.
But now, since Hedwig lost the category of Best Musical Theatre Album at the pre-ceremony awards presentation this morning, NPH is kicking back and extending his hosting duties to the Grammys.
I gotsta live tweet the Grammys! Get ready: as a non-winner, I'm eleven drinks in.
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
It’s pretty damn great.
Assuming you’re either at work or without a subscription to Foxtel — what are you MADE of money? — chances are that you haven’t had a chance to see all the glory of the ceremony so far. But frankly, NPH’s increasingly bizarre tweets are the best way to vicariously experience this whole thing anyway.
First, he kicked things off with the opening act.
AC-DC opened then show, and now everyone is effectively deafened. And I think six people had seizures. And 50+ got 3rd degree burns.
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
LL Cool J is talking. All I can hear is ringing in my ears. I think they're bleeding. #oldpersonjoke
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
Incidentally, Jamie Foxx’s daughter had similar feels.
Jamie Foxx’s daughter is not an @acdc fan. https://t.co/Y2Vz789iQI
— BuzzFeedMusic (@BuzzFeedMusic) February 9, 2015
And the band themselves even had some trouble.
AC/DC is using a TelePrompTer for its own song. #Grammys pic.twitter.com/thIwynWBFW
— Matthew Belloni (@THRMattBelloni) February 9, 2015
Then things got hella confusing when T-Swift took the stage.
I'm one envelope away from seeing Taylor Swift's lady parts.
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
Like, seriously. If he wasn’t so freaking loveable, that tweet would be concerning.
On that note, this also happened.
Anna Kendrick looks hot. No bra. Well played.
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
And this.
Madonna is losing the Running of the Bulls. Oh wait, here comes a gospel choir. She's good. Oh, no. She's dead. She lost.
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
In fact, all of these are better if you avoid getting any context.
Adam Levine must be some sort of super hero person. Doesn't he want to have my baby?
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
Annie Lennox is awesome. Not only can she sing, but her bird calls worked! They are everywhere! #don'tcare #standingovation
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
So @Davidburtka and I have agreed that if Nick Jonas responds to this tweet, our wedding vows will sort of kind of change a bit.
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
Josh Duhamel is everything.
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
Don’t pretend you care about the awards themselves. This is a ceremony where Tenacious D took out Best Metal Performance and the majority of last years’ buzz revolved around a giant hat. There’s an ongoing debate that argues the awards themselves mean practically nothing.
Because of this, we present to you some NPH dad jokes that make the whole thing worthwhile.
I thought Beyoncé had a middle part, not a beehive. #goodtoknow
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
Pharrell just can't stop wearing shorts..! Is this a Wes Anderson movie? Does he work at the Grammy Budapest Hotel?
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 9, 2015
You can follow the rest of his very important coverage over here.
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Feature image via Neil Patrick Harris/Instagram.