A Canberra Nightclub Is Releasing A Sexy Security Guard Calendar And I’m Moving

And you all said Canberra was boring. Mooseheads, Canberra’s biggest (and believe it or not, not its only) nightclub is releasing a sexy security guard calendar today. Even better — all the proceeds are going to charity.

The club’s marketing and events manager Ryan Dyson told The Canberra Times that the calendar was so good it could put a rival fireman calendar out of business.

“We were lucky enough to get about 13 guys and the good news is a lot of them were the really, really attractive ones — which is always a plus,” Dyson told the paper.

“I wanted to do a fun post just to show our security guards how much love there is for them from the people of Canberra, and that post took on a life of its own.”

The calendar is selling for $20 a pop, and the money will help fund CBR NightCrew, a voluntary group that helps out Canberrans on a night out.

Or as the club says in its hilarious Facebook group description:

“A page for all the finger licking hoochie mammas and cool cats who give up their time and energy paroling the sleezyiest back alleys of this town I like to call Canbairis. Hydrating the masses and bringing the sweet sweet lollypops, making sure those who dare to drink too much can find safe haven and guidance back home in these dark times”.

 

The sexy firemen calendar isn’t the only one that should be worried — the infamous Warwick Rowers nude calendar recently asked around for some Aussie bods. I imagine they’re probably pretty concerned that a few Canberra seccies will outplay them.

Anyway, I think this all just goes to show that Canberra is actually an incredible city and everyone who has bagged it out in the past is dumb.