Miley Cyrus’s Website Just Became The Most Amazing Place On The Internet

Hey kids, exciting news from that new-fangled nerd-thing known as the World Wide Web… Pop superstar Miley Cyrus’s website has received a ’90s makeover! As a peek into the controversial star’s controversial psyche, it’s entertaining as shit. And so colourful, too! Let’s take a look at some of the awesome bits you’ll be wasting your time on today…

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1. Her leg moves!

Look at her leg! Up, down, up, down, up, down!

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2. Where’s my cursor?

Oh shit, it just became the famous foam finger!

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3. Phallic innuendo! 

The mailing list submit button is a pink banana, because… cocks?

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4. Um…

Is this a burger cake? I don’t know!

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5. Bluntz ‘n’ stuff!

Click on the cute blunt clip art…

And watch in amazement as your whole screen gets stoner-fied!

Yes, it’s really happening; you’re not that high!

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Waste the rest of your morning in the best way imaginable at mileycyrus.com. Remember: you’re not that high!