Michelle Wolf Has Delivered The Best And Most NSFW Roast Of Mike Pence In A New Segment
It's so very, very accurate.
Hey, remember how Michelle Wolf rose to viral prominence after her extremely funny and ruthless roast of Trump at the White House Correspondents dinner? Well, in the latest episode of The Break With Michelle Wolf, she’s extremely back on her excellent bullshit.
Obviously, the Trump Administration’s latest round of human rights violations and general evilness comes in the form of the family-separation and border protection policies that have recently been implemented, which feature the horrifying trend of migrant children being detained away from their parents.
“Like many of you watching the news this week, I felt overcome with grief, shock and powerlessness, and I wondered how I could do my part to help,” says Wolf.
“I could lay out a bullet-proof, hour long argument, breaking down why Trump’s family-separation policies are all very bad and immoral — but I don’t wanna do that! I want to viciously insult the people responsible for it.”
Sometimes, when everything constructive has already been said, it’s time to call Attorney General Jeff Sessions “a lil’ punk-ass bitch-ass bitch.” It might not actually be super useful, but dang, it’s fun.
She doesn’t always stay entirely on topic — for example, she roasts Shaq a whole bunch? Not sure why. She also isn’t above making comments that leave politics and just go straight into physical appearance.
“Mike Pence, I know you hate gay people, but you always look like you’re holding cum in your mouth?”
Great question.
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Go watch he video, it’s very funny. The Break With Michelle Wolf is currently streaming on Netflix.