Politics

Malcolm Roberts Is Getting Shredded For Blaming The Toilet Paper Shortage On… Socialism?

Old Malcolm reckons that it's the fault of the left-wing that Australia is out of toilet paper.

Malcolm Roberts and toilet paper

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Malcolm Roberts, Senator for Queensland and representative of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation, has spent the last few years vainly trying to fight a one-man culture war.

Roberts is one of those conservatives who sees every progressive issue as a conspiracy, organised by a cabal of evil left-wing Marxists. According to him, everything from climate change to same-sex marriage to international banking is the same evil posed in a slightly different way. And, as he sees it, it’s his job to address that terrible, growing horror by, uh, tweeting about it.

Hell, Roberts has even convinced himself that the entirely self-made toilet paper shortage caused by fears over the coronavirus is part of the same conspiracy. And yesterday, he took to his Twitter account to tell Australia so.

“Australia gets a taste of socialism,” Roberts tweeted in that wholly self-satisfied way of his.

Of course, such a tweet is misguided even for Roberts. The absence of toilet paper has nothing to do with socialism and everything to do with capitalism. The market’s not prepared for a mass panic buy of one resource, leaving consumers and Australians vulnerable and at-risk. And Twitter users quickly flocked to Roberts’ page to tell him exactly that.

Malcolm Roberts: truly there is no Australian politician less willing to learn.