Lunch Club! This New Card Game, In Which You Have Sex With All Of Your Friends, Is Sure To End Well

From the same bros who brought you Cards Against Humanity — “a free game for horrible people” — comes ClusterFuck: “a game about fucking your friends”.

“Welcome to the sex party,” reads the website. “Your goal tonight is to score three times or have one unforgettable threesome.”

The instructions which follow sound like they were written by a small group of people who have never had sex. They also reference Harry Potter, which should surprise nobody.

Clusterfuck is played in two phases. First, players go around the table and pass each other sexy notes. Once each player has passed notes, everyone closes their eyes and points to the people they want to hook up with with one or both hands.

Then, everyone opens their eyes. If two players are exclusively pointing to each other, they score, and each gets one point. If three players are all pointing to one another and forming a threesome they each get three points for their feat of sexual teamwork. The first player (or players) to get three or more points wins the game. A successful threesome immediately ends the game, just like Quidditch.

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