Lunch Club! Tandem Bungee Jumping Without A Harness = NOPE

I will never understand the type of person who likes to bungee jump. The same can be said for sky divers, deep divers, and people who want to go into and/or near space. Why would anyone choose to spend time doing those things when they could be doing other things? Like leaping over dogs or going to Daiso or drinking a beer, or spending the afternoon discovering new and interesting ways to recline around the house?

“Would you like to eat too much for breakfast and then lie supine in a park in the sun?”

“No thanks! I am going to climb a very big bridge and then jump off it without a harness instead, because life is short and I’m an idiot!”