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Lunch Club! Kristen Schaal’s Sexy Vagina Is The Best Halloween Costume

And you can buy it on eBay now.

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The wonderful Kristen Schaal — who you’d know from Flight of the Conchords, 30 Rock, or as Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers — appeared on The Daily Show last week as the Senior Women’s Issues Correspondent, to talk to America about a growing scourge: the overt sexualisation of Halloween costumes for women.

“I know Jon, isn’t it great?” she deadpanned. “The fact that women get this one night — only one! — out of the whole year to be viewed as sexual objects.” She went on to list the various sexy ways a sexy woman might want to be sexy on All Hallow’s Eve — sexy pirate, sexy nurse, sexy prosecutor, sexy carrot — and then brought out the greatest Halloween costume contribution ever to be unveiled: Kristen Schaal’s Sexy Vagina.

“What better way to get everyone thinking about sex than dressing up as the place where sex happens?” (Skip ahead to 4:18 if you’re short on time.)

But wait! There’s more!

The Sexy Vagina costume is now on sale on eBay. Because the Australian Government is a total prude, we aren’t able to view the listing — but thanks to a Chrome work-around, I’ve ascertained that, with 28 bidders, the price is currently at $760 and there’s only one day and 20 hours left.

Below is the item description. Go get!

Is there a big hole in your Halloween wardrobe? Why not fill it with this super-sexilicious, one-of-a-kind “Sexy Vagina” costume as unveiled by Senior Women’s Issues Correspondent, Kristen Schaal, on the 10/22/13 episode of “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”. If you’re looking for that perfect outfit that will really upset your dad, this is the one! See video »

**Purchaser is required to tweet The Daily Show a photo of themselves wearing the costume on Halloween while eating a slice of pizza.

Details:

  • One size fits most.
  • Anatomically correct, but not to scale.
  • Slips on and off. Warm. Feels like home.
  • Pairs well with giant penis costume. Or another vagina costume – we don’t judge.
  • Available only in pink.
  • Ample pockets for storing keys, phone, or all the phone numbers you’re gonna get for looking super-sexy!
  • May be unsuitable for homes with children or animals.
  • Inspired by Georgia O’Keefe because, you know, vaginas ;-)
  • Includes Certificate of Authenticity from The Daily Show.
  • Includes optional pizza accessory.

DISCLAIMER: This is a one-of-a-kind, custom-made costume. Delicate. Handle with care. Not intended for frequent use or prolonged wear. Also, please don’t try to screw it.